| Hula Teacher: | Lilo, why are you all wet? |
| Lilo: | It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich... |
| Hula Teacher: | "Pudge" is a fish? |
| Lilo: | And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispering] Do you know what tuna *is*? |
| Hula Teacher: | Fish? |
| Lilo: | It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna! |
| Hula Teacher: | Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important to you? |
| Lilo: | Pudge controls the weather. |